February 2012
291 posts
IT’S NOT THE SAME THING
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im gonna use this shirt to pick up chicks
“but, baby, it could’ve been you”
(i’m giving up giving up things for lent for lent)
im giving up giving up giving up things for lent for lent for lent
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cry me a fish
a whole fish
anyone can cry a river, prove you really care
come on
cry me a fish
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theshoutingendoflife reblogged your post: million dollar idea: why cant there be a tumblr…
God I don’t know. I am going to start staring at the CSS and wondering what the hell is going on now.
I believe in you
you can do this
for the good of humanity
theshoutingendoflife:
josiahfiles:
million dollar idea:
why cant there be a tumblr theme that is literally just the dashboard?
that would make a lot of sense and work so much better than most people’s current blogs
I might try making this when i get home.
woah that’d be neat, how doable is that?
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youngstero replied to your post: million dollar idea: why cant there be a tumblr…
mines pretty close
this is true but that’s mostly just aesthetic
like
if they put the like, reblog, reply, drop down notes, everything right on there
that’d be perfect
just easier
million dollar idea:
why cant there be a tumblr theme that is literally just the dashboard?
that would make a lot of sense and work so much better than most people’s current blogs
i bet the lawyers for viagra do all their cases
pro boner
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missbaileyanniam asked: it would appear that in the original photo you don't purse your lips but rather are doing some sort of tight smile type thing with the corners of your mouth. Mayhaps try not pushing your lips out and instead flatten them? I think this will help.
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rocketfists:
Someone get me a pith helmet quick.
ew thatth groth
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Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word
Everything Is Now A Band Name
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someday josh macedo, neil cicierega, and i are all gonna get together and just chill
we’re gonna start an exclusive club for tall and incredibly thin internet entertainers
i’d look forward to it
but the chances of that are pretty…
slim
wow a surprising number of you got here through harry
huh interesting
also four people unfollowed me because i even asked?
i can only imagine what even goes through those people heads
“WHAT! HE WANTS TO KNOW *WHY* PEOPLE FOLLOW HIM?!”
“RUDE!!!!”
“UNFOLLOWED!!!!!!!!!1!!”
i just don’t understand people you guys i really dont
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hey i'm curious why'd you follow me? →
rocketfists:
caitlinderocker:
butts-butts-butts:
Oh man, hey without Sonnet I wouldn’t be friends with like any of you guys, hey thanks Sonnet. (◡‿◡✿)
same
Yeah Sonnet, this is all your fault.
same
and sonnet only followed me because i mentioned i was friends with someone who went to school with emma watson and she needed to close the degrees of separation there
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sonnetstockmar:
is there a skype status for ”online but too shy to start a conversation”
why dont you guys just set as your skype status update thing to:
”online but too shy to start a conversation”
ARTIST PRO-TIP
when you start drifting in and out of consciousness, can’t remember the past few minutes, and your black pastel begins to glow green
It’s probably time to stop
Hello
my name is josiah files and I have a problem
I got out of bed yesterday at 11:36am
and I have not been back since then
I have been conscious, scratch that, awake, for almost 31 hours now
I anticipate about another 5 hours of work at least
uh oh
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AHAH
i dont know who else watches parks and rec
but in the second season, in episode 11
ron tells tom
“take it down a notch, you already won your oscar, dicaprio”
HAH
bekn:
turn ons: liking me
turn offs: not liking me
additional turn on: not liking me
effington:
A complete list of my turn ons and offs
Ons:
Glasses
Cute
Funny
Offs:
Mean
Bad
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Okay, all good arguments and opinions
However, regardless of your opinion, I highly suggest that you watch these
just really good reviews and overviews of some of the issues in the original trilogy
(also really entertaining)
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It’s really something almost everyone today seems to believe, seems to know. We believe it, but how familiar are we with it?
Can you defend your faith? If a stranger walked up to you right now, and asked you, called you out, asked you to prove it, could you?
Do you have an argument, a reason you believe what you believe?
Why ARE the original star wars movies better than the new ones?
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HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGER GAMES
josiahfiles:
Imagine it
the perfect arena
look how scared they all are.
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Sometimes
when i’m just walking around, headphones in my ears, bundled up for whatever weather i have to deal with
my music feels like the soundtrack to my life, and everything just syncs up so perfectly, even my footsteps in time with the tune, walking along
im sure this isnt just me and its a thing everyone experiences with music, but damn
that’s just one of my favorite feelings...
adamusprime:
goodson:
adamusprime:
goodson:
half of my alone time is spent quoting teen girl squad to myself
i don’t want to come on too strong because i just started following you but i’m falling in love with you
corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior
blagh, only 23 metres
AH THE POPO
I CANT DO ANOTHER NICKEL
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adamusprime:
sonnetstockmar:
adamusprime replied to your post: Hi I’m Sonnet Stockmar and I have a Huge Big Fat…
get that on a business card
i think i’ll do that for vidcon like, people passed out their business cards last year i’ll pass out crush cards
this is an excellent idea
i propose that everyone come to vidcon equipped with a stack of crush cards
pass them out to cuties
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hey, call me Crazy But, all my friends do