March 2012
yo happy danksgiving bruh
if i had a dollar every time tumblr told me that there are new posts and i should refresh my dash and there actually arent any at all
i could probably buy tumblr and fix it myself
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Watchhappy leap day
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so the other night my ex-girlfriend decided to surprise me by making icecream!
she doesnt like me very much
and i guess if you wanna be grammatically correct about it, she was making ‘me scream’
no matter the final outcome, i always consider a game of words with friends a failure if i don’t get the chance to play “butts”
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josiahfiles:
cassidyjinglebellmor:
A piece of gold walks in to a bar; the barman says, “A U get out of here!!!”
Silver follows him in, bling from from head to toe.
What A G.
every now and again i still think about this joke i made and get really proud of it, and then really sad about how it literally got zero notes
February 2012
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josiahfiles:
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Watchobligatory balls joke
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ergojessica replied to your photoset: woah neat
You appear to have a fivehead…
nah four
“Out, damned Spot! Out I say!”
– Lady MacBeth chastises her dog, Spot, for his accident in the living room
nanceswithwolves:
josiahfiles:
There are a lot of days that I wish I could just go out, into the city, and dance. Just get some music and start moving I wish I had that kid of self-confidence, the kind of assurance to not care about other people and do what I want
I was at one point a professional street performer, but of course that’s different
I used to take dance classes in the city,...
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There are a lot of days that I wish I could just go out, into the city, and dance.
Just get some music and start moving
I wish I had that kid of self-confidence, the kind of assurance to not care about other people and do what I want
I was at one point a professional street performer, but of course that’s different
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ergojessica replied to your post: so i really really like girl talk (thank you…
he came to my school this fall. really wish i had gone to the concert. though his crew did set off the fire alarm…
its one of vondell’s worse habits, to be sure
so i really really like girl talk
(thank you vondell)
(like wow)
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theoncomingsagan:
hm i’m going to make a butts masterpost
everyone give me a fabulous picture of your butt
i fell in love the same way you fall asleep
with this ice cream
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the-vashta-nerada:
theregulargatsby:
the-vashta-nerada:
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im gonna use this shirt to pick up chicks
“but, baby, it could’ve been you”
you’re actually the best person did you know that
i think this every time he posts something.
i think this every time he breathes
i think this every time i use mitochondria to generate ATP
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i dont know, taylor
that doesnt even make sense
do people actually throw rocks at things that shine?
i dont think anyone does that
BIG OL' ANNOUNCEMENT TIME →
wealldraw:
A fun new project thing: We All Draw
So we’ve been working on this for a little bit
Maddy, Andrew, Ched, Jo, Jo, Zach, and Josiah (myself) all wanna just do little comic things and put em on the internet
the original idea was to have a big collab of artists that do fun stuff, just to have weekly themes and get inspired together and make art
and that is exactly what we’re gonna...
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joshishollywood:
Can someone please draw what I just described in that reblog happening
yes
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i was supposed to make a comic last night
but i didnt because i was too busy animating a horse rapping
this is my life
this is who i am now, mom
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my friend actually just described herself as an ‘anti-feminist’
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a valentines heart candy that says
“oh dear god why”