June 2012
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May 2012
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i scream you scream we all scream for the anguish of the human condition
people say ‘p’ when they mean pretty
like ‘hey thats p cool’
what if you used it in other contexts too
like
tell your significant other “wow. you. you look really p tonight. p dang p.”
“thats a p sunset”
“we’re gonna p you up, girl, dont worry!”
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oh my god I just found a poster promoting HIV research and it has two guys on it and says “Get Your HEART ON”
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did you know?
sir isaac newton discovered gravity when an apple macbook fell on his head and he saw the wikipedia page for gravity open on it
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the shoe place i work at sells a brand of socks called the “Diabetic Strider”
well Dirk did get left a lot of orange soda so i wouldnt be surprised
yo have you ever wanted to see me make a comic about anything particular?
because i am reminding you
that my collablog takes suggestions
HIT US UP YO
microbloggin
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i want a mashup of Its All About The Benjamins and The Hokey Pokey
now THATS what its all about
is it all about the benjamins?
our investigative reporter is on the scene to tell us more
“Swag swag swag on y-”
“JUSTIN! DAMMIT! YOU GOT SWAG ON ME. THIS WAS A BRAND NEW SHIRT. GOD”
I just told a complete stranger on the street totally seriously that I was “just chillin out maxin out relaxin all cool”
I have become a caricature of myself
i wanna be skynet famous
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The year is 2058.
The term “hipster” now refers to the roaming bands of vicious hunter gatherers on our contained moon colony.
“the hipsters are coming” I whisper as I hold my family close and pray to newt gingrich
to the window
to the walmart
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to the window
to the wal-
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rocketfists:
overtheunderpass:
theres some art blogs i follow who sometimes get super horny and then my dash gets flooded with gifs of people doing it
this is one of those times
wooooooo
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hey snapple “real facts”
why are your “real facts” in QUOTATION MARKS
HUH
IS THERE NO JUSTICE
WHO CAN I EVEN TRUST ANY MORE
effinglioness:
Not sure if my neighbors are watching a horror movie, getting murdered, or having really interesting sex.
or
D.) all of the above
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-plusle liked your photo: josiahfiles: color is hard im not sure if i…
hey when i first started drawing this i googled “jade harley” and that drawing of her you did for track art is right on the first page of google images
woaho
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aleetlepinch:
really loud soft jazz cop sirens
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that’s my inner monologue
When my life is a movie that is what morgan freeman will read in voiceovers over top of the really soulful self searching scenes
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i keep a running note of thoughts and things on my ipod when i have no wifi
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Angry birds space?
Why are birds in space?
I bet they are angry because of the lack of oxygen
I would be angry
I would probably explode with anger
Also lack of pressure
But let’s not worry about semantics here
where ARE dolphin butts anyway
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this Tabasco sauce says “so much more than hot” on the label
I hear it has a great personality too
dang Davy Jones really has the worst luck with locker placement
Must be a heck of a trip between calc and gym to get his stuff
I mean hey
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it
but if you broke it then you shoulda put a sling on it
a special skill of mine is making jokes about pop songs years after anyone actually cares
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now I ain’t sayin she a goal digger
But that woman is very driven and aiming for a career in paleontology
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