August 2012
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zacwells:
josiahfiles:
zacwells:
i’m gonna put on all my sweaters
i did that once
all sweaters only sweaters
that last one wouldn’t fit on
SWEATER OLLIES OUT
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zacwells:
i’m gonna put on all my sweaters
i did that once
all sweaters only sweaters
July 2012
I just
I can’t picture soulja boy watching doctor who
im
what
ITS RAINING REALLY HARD AND I JUST WENT OUT IN FRONT OF THE STORE I WORK AT AND STARTED SCREAMING “NO! NO! NO!” AND DID FLIPS UP AND DOWN THE SIDEWALK AND SCREAMED “BUY OUR SHOES” IM SO ANGRY AT THE RAIN
josiahfiles:
babies are like magikarp except they can’t even splash they just sink
i meant that someday they’ll be gyarados
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If I could ponify images on my tv I would replace all the Olympic gymnasts with small horses
considering taking up smoking so I can get one of those throat things and be the lead singer in a dubstep band
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adamusprime:
sleeping alone is lame and i dont mean like its lame because you dont get to see any ACTION but its nice to share a bed with someone even if you never come in contact because you can hear them breathing and feel the little adjustments they make throughout the night and sometimes when you wake up in the middle of the night you can just kind of look at them until you fall back to...
did you know? The pokemon ‘Mareep’ was actually named after Meryl Streep
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digivolvin:
what if you became a werewolf and instead of losing consciousness at the full moon and then waking up naked in the woods and seeing that there were atrocious murders committed and people being snatched from their home and eaten
you just kind of ran around in half-human form, pooping on people’s lawns and eating garbage
like a real dog
and people would see you all the time and...
teganbowiefreak replied to your post: but what’s the deal why are Neil and Hank together…
Hank is going on a short leg of his tour
OH also that. Neat!
it’s too bad it’s nowhere near me but I hope some of you guys will go/have gone!
thatcomicbookgirl replied to your post: but what’s the deal why are Neil and Hank together…
They’re probably going to LeakyCon together!
ohhhh!! is it that soon? gosh I completely forgot about leakycon
but what’s the deal why are Neil and Hank together right now what am I missing out on here
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doge is unhappy with you
doge approaches super saiyan rage
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stale-brain-cake replied to your video: this is how i spend my nights i feel really bad…
can i just come hang out with you seriously
hang out?
more like
hang TEN!
but yes
we can both be spider-man
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Watchthis is how i spend my nights
i feel really bad for my neighbors
i think i speak for all of us when i say that sometimes you just gotta spend the afternoon being half naked and crawling around on all fours in your backyard and feeding ham to feral cats
kellyinigomontoya:
I want there to be an app where i can turn real life into anime
just set your ringtone to “b-baka!!”
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Watchwhat if this was on a skateboard
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ok gotta go fuel my olympic dream and watch some qualifying gymnastics
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Anonymous asked: Are you cosplaying Josh
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also a good way to respond to things you dont want to do is “im sorry im saving that for marriage”
“can you set the table for me?”
“sorry im saving that for marriage”
“do you want to go biking with me”
“sorry im saving that for marriage”
“are you free next weekend?”
“sorry im saving that for marriage”
...
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Anonymous asked: shoosh let me love you with my deadmau5 mask on >:D
also I can’t respond to replies on my iPod but I know deadmau5 is not dubstep, they’re just generally lumped together is all
opinions on one usually affect the other
to be completely honest though I don’t mind deadmau5! or even a lot of dubstep for that matter. It’s just simple feelgood music to hang out to!
it’s not the sort of stuff I’d listen to on my own on a bike ride or anything but I really don’t hate it.
today I saw a little smart car with the license plate “NOT DUMB”
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babies are like magikarp except they can’t even splash they just sink
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last night i saw the opening ceremonies with my family and honestly the olympics generally have well shot and inspiring commercials with lots of cool olympic imagery and such buT THEN an ad for internet explorer with dubstep came on and i just started caCKLING
i couldnt even speak for the entirety of it i just kept screeching and laughing and my whole family was staring at me and really confused
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Anonymous asked: how do you feel about gay people?
olympic blogging would be a brutal and cutthroat event
Josiah Files two time gold medal olympic blogger
so when’s the olympic punchdancing event that’s the one I want to see
