Why chocolate milk has been a poor father figure to me

1.)  Chocolate milk was never around when I was a kid.  I had to turn to other sources of nourishment and provision,

2.)  My mother never approved of me being around it.

3.)  I only ever got to see it on weekends or holidays, or when I left the house.

4.)  I’m only rediscovering it now that I’m 18 and can make my own decisions.

And now we are re-united.  Forever

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    Legit me and icecream
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    TWO CHOCOLATE MILKS!? D…dad?
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    STORY OF MY LIFE
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    It’s settled, Josiah is my hero. I ship this. Chocolate Milk/Josiah. We can share the chocolate milk ship. It’s like an...
  22. cloysterbell said: Your mother looks remarkably like your roommate from this angle.
  23. tucciyamagucci said: OHMYGOD SAME WITH ME. I literally have boxes upon boxes of yoo-hoo. CHOCOLATE MILK LOVE.
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    who is this kid this is glorious dear lord i applaud you sir
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