THREE PIECES OF CAKE AND ICE CREAM
AMERICA.
AW YEAH.
ALL WE NEED HERE IN CANADA IS MAPLE SYRUP
EH
Oh YEAH well we have PANCAKES FOR THAT SYRUP
BRING IT ON
I HAVE BACON
WELL I HAVE AN OWL
Wait, that’s not a thing I should eat.
NUTELLA THEN.
CANADIAN BACON ISN’T EVEN REAL BACON
AND I HAVE CAFFEINE
THERE’S CAFFEINE IN CANADA TOO, SO…
america: saran wrap and pizza
take that, canada
DAMMIT THE CANADIANS ARE REGROUPING
OH YEAH WELL I HAVE AN APPLE

not enough?
TWO APPLES

THREE APPLES








