Yo dawg, who’s that rapping, tapping on my chamber door?
Kick it! Once upon a midnight dreary, While I kicked it weak and weary, Dark and cold just like Lake Eerie, Brand New sample, someone clear me.
While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping. Up like, “What?”, this thunder clapping In my brain like graphic Halflings.
Staffing me, I put down Milton. Cell phone mute like Paris Hilton. Open window, halfway built-in. Times a changing like Bob Dylan.
Twenty-pound bird black as could be, Cold feet cold eyes aimed straight at me. Grim face, grim stare, death carnivore, Quothe that raven “Nevermore.”
This has been going on for what feels like years now. Hundreds of people have put some amount of “effort” into full bro-themed Poe(m) parodies. None of them have taken off. People mainly just like the word “fuck.”
ahahahaha dude this is just an mc lars song copied verbatim