"Mozarella Dicks" - a piece of collaborative poetry

  • VeggieBLT: jesus dick these mozza sticks are terrible
  • VeggieBLT: I decided to microwave some bake mozzarella sticks
  • Josiah: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • VeggieBLT: and god it's like eating cheesey toilet paper
  • Josiah: mMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
  • Josiah: je
  • Josiah: je-sus
  • Josiah: je-je-je-je-je- JESUS DICK THESE MOZZA STICKS
  • Josiah: THESE MO-Mo-MO-MO-
  • latkestein: mo- mo -mo momom mo mo O
  • Josiah: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
  • latkestein: Bzuuzzzzzzzz
  • latkestein: stick-a stick-a jesus DICK
  • Josiah: STIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK-STI-STI-STICKK_K-K-KK
  • VeggieBLT: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
  • latkestein: mozzarella stick
  • Josiah: JEEEEEeeSUS DICK THESE MOZZA STICKS
  • Josiah: w-w-w--wwooooord
  • Josiah: i love these mozza sticks
  • latkestein: aw-aw-aw-YEAH!!!!
  • Bentop: this could be dubstep
  • Josiah: go down like jesus dick
  • Josiah: yeah
  • Tate: already in production ben
  • Bentop: good
  • latkestein: notify the edm ppls we are in action
  • Bentop: good
  • VeggieBLT: wHY
  • latkestein: A-A-A-ACTION gamefile
  • Josiah: eatin cheese and breathin sweetest jesus penis
  • Josiah: yeah
  • Josiah: word
  • Josiah: dope
  • Bentop: dank
  • Josiah: drop it hard Skrillus
  • Josiah: Jes-ex
  • latkestein: cheeses breezin and sleazin cheese is off the heezy mozarella season
  • latkestein: d-d-d-d-d-dDAmnn
  • Josiah: aha for real this deal just got better with us together sweet wordsmiths yeah worth it
  • latkestein: omfg
  • Josiah: roll real hard ball in the courtyard slam dunks in swim trunks like we catchin the reel and hook line and sinker goin straight into the heavy drinker
  • latkestein: the sticks like dick yo these lines is sick yo dont eat the stick yo its not food dude put it down yo
  • Josiah: drinker like water the other not hotter just wetter and better for fishing and riffing and just plain swishing around the words in ya mouth yeah swirl it and gurgle it and spit it back out
  • Josiah: like ya just brushed ya teeh but no floss for fear of loss of dental fluids, dont bleed yup
  • Josiah: word
  • Josiah: yah haters sayin im just stank but im rollin out big guns these are real ones, thank ya
  • latkestein: hey slothu-A
  • latkestein: this has nothing
  • latkestein: to do with bad mozzarella sticks anymore
  • Josiah: yo this is dank bruh
  • Josiah: word
  • Josiah: thats it i just wanted to end by rhyming in 'dank bruh'
  • VeggieBLT: man these things are terrible
  • Bentop: the name of the song when completed should be
  • Josiah: awful
  • Josiah: really bad
  • Bentop: MOzzerella DICKS
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