what if you became a werewolf and instead of losing consciousness at the full moon and then waking up naked in the woods and seeing that there were atrocious murders committed and people being snatched from their home and eaten
you just kind of ran around in half-human form, pooping on people’s lawns and eating garbage
like a real dog
and people would see you all the time and recognize you and they’d just sigh wearily every month at the full moon, quietly cursing you