Why chocolate milk has been a poor father figure to me
1.) Chocolate milk was never around when I was a kid. I had to turn to other sources of nourishment and provision,
2.) My mother never approved of me being around it.
3.) I only ever got to see it on weekends or holidays, or when I left the house.
4.) I’m only rediscovering it now that I’m 18 and can make my own decisions.
And now we are re-united. Forever
TWO CHOCOLATE MILKS!?