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Why chocolate milk has been a poor father figure to me

josiahfiles:

1.)  Chocolate milk was never around when I was a kid.  I had to turn to other sources of nourishment and provision,

2.)  My mother never approved of me being around it.

3.)  I only ever got to see it on weekends or holidays, or when I left the house.

4.)  I’m only rediscovering it now that I’m 18 and can make my own decisions.

And now we are re-united.  Forever

TWO CHOCOLATE MILKS!?

D…dad?

(Reblogged from josiahfiles)

Why chocolate milk has been a poor father figure to me

1.)  Chocolate milk was never around when I was a kid.  I had to turn to other sources of nourishment and provision,

2.)  My mother never approved of me being around it.

3.)  I only ever got to see it on weekends or holidays, or when I left the house.

4.)  I’m only rediscovering it now that I’m 18 and can make my own decisions.

And now we are re-united.  Forever