josiah is dumb

i scream you scream we all scream for the anguish of the human condition

did you know?

sir isaac newton discovered gravity when an apple macbook fell on his head and he saw the wikipedia page for gravity open on it

The year is 2058.

The term “hipster” now refers to the roaming bands of vicious hunter gatherers on our contained moon colony.

“the hipsters are coming” I whisper as I hold my family close and pray to newt gingrich

to the window

to the wal-

this Tabasco sauce says “so much more than hot” on the label

I hear it has a great personality too

now I ain’t sayin she a goal digger

But that woman is very driven and aiming for a career in paleontology