i scream you scream we all scream for the anguish of the human condition
i scream you scream we all scream for the anguish of the human condition
did you know?
sir isaac newton discovered gravity when an apple macbook fell on his head and he saw the wikipedia page for gravity open on it
The year is 2058.
The term “hipster” now refers to the roaming bands of vicious hunter gatherers on our contained moon colony.
“the hipsters are coming” I whisper as I hold my family close and pray to newt gingrich
to the window
to the wal-

buck up, cool dog
there are some real gems in here
this Tabasco sauce says “so much more than hot” on the label
I hear it has a great personality too
now I ain’t sayin she a goal digger
But that woman is very driven and aiming for a career in paleontology
skeptches