kidnap 100 children and lock them up for weeks and kill ten of them.
release the rest. only 90 kids will remember this
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the Great Bee Movie Revival of 2013
we are blessed to live in such marvelous times
i have a bright future ahead of me. it is bright because it is mostly just fire
i drink lots of milk so my bones will grow up big and strong and tear through my flesh and emerge from my skin and become giant bone armor
comedic gold discovered in my drafts
lame horse must be put out of his misery
this is my favorite moment of any friends episode
i have 99 problems and they are all dalmation puppies. someone help me
the other two dalmations are pongo and perdita, and they are not a problem because they are responsible adults
my superpower is being able to turn into a corpse but i can only do it once and i cant change back
