Bad parenting is like good dubstep. Just wait for the drop, THEN things get interesting
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But even when you tried to, you missed her.
(Source: hellyeahitsrandom)
I’m tired. Luckily, there’s a nap for that.
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(Reblogged from thedukeoflions)
Electricians are my ohm boys.
Josiah Files (via thefatherofjesus)
(Source: thedukeoflions)
A piece of gold walks in to a bar; the barman says, “A U get out of here!!!”
Silver follows him in, bling from from head to toe.
What A G.
(Source: cssdy)
What if
Instead of bleeps or other such noises, swearing on tv and such
Was censored with dubstep
Just picture that
I like to think that if Justin Bieber had a brand of cereal, it’d be Baby-O’s. Baby Baby-O’s. And I’m just thinking about what that would entail
Does Rihanna have a gun?!?!?!
LITERALLY NO ONE CARES
Are you a genius??!!??
OBVIOUSLY NOT I’M USING SPARKNOTES
Do yo hair!!!
NO WAY SIDE PONYTAILS ARE STUPID AND SO ARE YOU
What would you do if you found a hundred dollars??!?!
OBVIOUSLY THIS KID GOT HIGH WHAT ARE YOU ADVOCATING SPARKNOTES
Zombies and Finals are the same thing?!?!
SHUT UP YOUNG WIL WHEATON I DON’T NEED THIS FROM YOU
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But soft! What light through yonder window breaks!
It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and lemme smang it girl!
It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and lemme smang it girl!
Romeo Montague (possibly misquoted)
