i found the best ice cream
vanilla base
plus peanut butter
chocolate chips
crushed up oreo
chocolate cake crumbs
m&ms
and cookie dough
it is the best thing that there is
and no one can stop me
BREAKING NEWS
science discovers the cure for all-nighters
lots of cereal
some of it with chocolate milk
oh but if you do ship me
be sure to ship me with at least a couple pillows and maybe a sandwich or two
i get pretty hungry sometimes
This is what it would look like if i was kidnapping you and putting you in my trunk
There is peanut butter in case you get hungry
THREE PIECES OF CAKE AND ICE CREAM
AMERICA.
AW YEAH.
ALL WE NEED HERE IN CANADA IS MAPLE SYRUP
EH
Oh YEAH well we have PANCAKES FOR THAT SYRUP
BRING IT ON
I HAVE BACON
WELL I HAVE AN OWL
Wait, that’s not a thing I should eat.
NUTELLA THEN.
CANADIAN BACON ISN’T EVEN REAL BACON
AND I HAVE CAFFEINE
THERE’S CAFFEINE IN CANADA TOO, SO…
america: saran wrap and pizza
take that, canada
DAMMIT THE CANADIANS ARE REGROUPING
OH YEAH WELL I HAVE AN APPLE
not enough?
TWO APPLES
THREE APPLES
Excuse me I am the winner.
zach i win i have 18 chocolate milks
AMERICA
GUYS
guys this apple is HUGE
But wait I have really big hands so you can’t even tell
This entire post has been POINTLESS
THIS HAS BEEN A POINTLESS POST ABOUT LARGE OBJECTS AND THE LACK OF COTNRAST BETWEEN OBJECTS THAT SHOULD EXIST.
I SWEAR IT’S A BIG APPLE
I MEAN
LOOK AT IT NEXT TO THIS GIANT JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
WAIT
SHIT
LOOK AT IT NEXT TO THIS TINY JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
WHY IS THERE NO REGULAR SIZED PEANUT BUTTER IN MY DORM
HERE, COMPARE IT TO THIS GIANT MUG I USE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
So I accidentally left a bag of chocolate next to the vent on my computer.
It melted.
This may be the strangest thing I have ever posted.
1.) Chocolate milk was never around when I was a kid. I had to turn to other sources of nourishment and provision,
2.) My mother never approved of me being around it.
3.) I only ever got to see it on weekends or holidays, or when I left the house.
4.) I’m only rediscovering it now that I’m 18 and can make my own decisions.
And now we are re-united. Forever
