the josiah files

intense rap battle with morgan

• Morgan Paige: Yes, I am very glad that was not the case
• Morgan Paige: my heart would have a big empty space
• Josiah: <3
• Josiah: :']
• Josiah: also that rhymed
• Josiah: good jon
• Josiah: b
• Josiah: jooob
• Morgan Paige: Woah
• Morgan Paige: I didn't intend to
• Morgan Paige: I'm a poet!
• Josiah: aw yiss
• Josiah: layin down the freshest rhymes
• Morgan Paige: yeayuh
• Morgan Paige: cool
• Morgan Paige: like a pool
• Josiah: awwwshit
• Josiah: not afraid to take a hit
• Josiah: rollin with the big dogs
• Josiah: The smoothest rhymes, fresher than the captains logs
• Morgan Paige: yes thats good.
• Morgan Paige: um
• Morgan Paige: wood
• Josiah: but yo maybe the captains logs aint fresh
• Josiah: logs like poop so lesser than fresher oh yes much less
• Josiah: where would that leave your sick flow
• Josiah: can you prove youre better than picard's stank, yo?
• Morgan Paige: i surrender
• Josiah: come on morgan dont leave me hangin
• Josiah: come on girl youre serving yourself up for a hard smangin
• Morgan Paige: oh man smaging
• Morgan Paige: that was one thing i never was apart of on tumblr
• Josiah: smangin as in ownage, the 8th grader's pwnage,
• Josiah: Come on show me your own rage, beat me up like the front page
• Morgan Paige: butts

• Josiah: thats what gets me all the ladies
• Josiah: smooth punning abilities
• Morgan Paige: Oh god
• Morgan Paige: So MUCH SO.
• Morgan Paige: Puns are like
• Morgan Paige: the best thing
• Josiah: with my puns
• Josiah: i roll in the hottest clubs
• Josiah: then stand up because somersaults are so 5th grade
• Josiah: i catch all the ladies eyes
• Josiah: then throw them back because ew
• Josiah: i make bank
• Josiah: with a sound financial plan and managing head at bank of america in their new location