the josiah files

Women, y’know?

Can’t live with ‘em,

can’t really kill em that easily

Welcome to FORK

West of Bedroom

You are a pizza delivery boy.  

Inventory: Hat, Pizza, G.E.D., and Poor Acting Skills

Exits are North, West, and Crazed Sexual Escapades.

Edgar Allan Pon Pon Way Way Way

I warned you about SARS bro, I told you

My name anagrams into

“Sin’s hoes join fables”

I don’t know what to take from this

But there it is

because it’s tough to lose a bad habit

LIFE LESSONS WITH JOSIAH:

fish make terrible condoms

Neither of you nor the fish will enjoy it

My new goal in life is to be batman

everyone, vote for me for batman